adventures with crock pots

Currently there is 3.7 lbs of pork roast in my crock pot. The beginnings of pulled pork. This fact leaves me with three questions:

1. Who am I? I’m making pulled pork? That’s just crazy talk.

2. What can you do with half a can of beef broth?

3. Why do I get super grossed up when touching raw chicken, but I don’t bat an eye playing with raw pork?

That is all. I just wanted you to be jealous of our dinner.